March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
wreckthisjournal-2013 asked: Hey i really love your submission =D
You're Welcome Internet :)
I dont know why this is so funny →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
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Tomorrow (March 1st) is national self-harm...
When people ask what the Butterfly is for, tell them you are supporting every single person sturggling with self-harm issues. This needs to be brought to attention so maybe we can all begin to heal.
Weird emo music: This masterpiece, is only mine, entirely guilty by design. If I burn out and slip away, this is just a part I portray. You're beautiful, can I hide in you, and this is just a part I portray.
Acceptable, deep music: You only live once that's the motto nigga YOLO.
Me: I have lost all hope in humanity.
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
